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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
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