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Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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Two hunters shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Chet, I've got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let's try dragging him by the horns, like we were advised by the ammo-store salesman." "OK," says Ivan. After a while, Ivan says, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don't get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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What’s the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? The hooker will stop screwing you when you’re dead.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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What I want to know is how did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
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I drink so much alcohol I’m afraid to smoke.
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What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
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Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
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