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Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
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The absent-minded teacher paused to chat awhile with one of her students, then asked, "Which way was I going when I stopped to talk to you?" "That way", the student pointed. ''Good,'' said the teacher, ''then I've had my lunch."
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: kids, weed
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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