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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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