The absent-minded teacher paused to chat awhile with one of her students, then asked, "Which way was I going when I stopped to talk to you?"
"That way", the student pointed.
''Good,'' said the teacher, ''then I've had my lunch."
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
"Chips."
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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