Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
I weighed myself today.
It is clear I am too small for my weight.
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair.
The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro.
So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro?
She said yes, so I was glad.
Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub.
He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door.
However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can,
"This is for ladies!" she screamed.
The drunk waved his dick at her and said "So is this!"