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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
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She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
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Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87. And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Oh Goddammit, no! We don't like jokes in here and if you guys are a part of one, you're gonna have to leave right now!" So the catholic priest, rabbi, and atheist leave the bar and a chicken walks in. The bartender says, "OH COME ON! We don't serve CHICKENS in here!" The chicken says, "Do you know somewhere that does?" The bartender says, "Yeah.." The chicken asks, "Well, where is it?" The bartender says, "It's across the road."
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Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? They need a map.
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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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