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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say
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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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