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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was. The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O". The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?" The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"
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What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
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Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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