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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god
The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, money, religious, time
A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, food, life
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: sex, stupid, work, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, sport
North America, few hundred years ago. An indian is sitting, smokes a pipe. Breathes in, breathes out. His son comes up to him: Daddy, I have a question Well, what is it? Why do we have such long names? Yankees, for example, have much shorter ones - John, Simon, Nicolas and similar. Our names come from nature. When your mother was born, there was a wonderful dew, so that is why she is called Fresh Dew. When your sister was born, there was a brilliant sunset. So that why she got the name Red Sunset. So, do you have any more questions, Fucking Bison?
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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