What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Why does a man like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.