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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, wife
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
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