Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay?
A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be?
Chocolate filled.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary."
Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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