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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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Husband to wife: ‘You have a flat chest and hairy legs. Tell me, have you ever been mistaken for a man?’ ‘No,’ replies his wife. ‘Have you?’
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Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
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Wife to husband: ‘You certainly made a fool of yourself last night. I just hope nobody realised you were sober.’
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
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Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
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Priest to woman: ‘I don’t think you’ll ever find another man like your late husband.’ Woman: ‘Who’s going to look?’
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