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At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: military, work
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, wife
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