At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.