"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Husband to wife: ‘You have a flat chest and hairy legs. Tell me, have you ever been mistaken for a man?’ ‘No,’ replies his wife. ‘Have you?’
Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
Wife to husband: ‘You certainly made a fool of yourself last night. I just hope nobody realised you were sober.’
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Priest to woman: ‘I don’t think you’ll ever find another man like your late husband.’ Woman: ‘Who’s going to look?’