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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror. He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!' The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
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What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."
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Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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