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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men. Completely shocked, he shouts, "Hello, Hello, Hello!" The blonde whines, "What? No hello for me?"
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Most babies born today are very young.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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