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A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly. “Is everything okay, pal?”, the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month!”. Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?” “Yeah. But today is the last day”.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, marriage, wife
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
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