Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68!
68???
What's that?
You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis.
He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car".
The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening.
He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room.
"OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
