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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
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has 41.75 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: sex
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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has 41.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: doctor, knock-knock
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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has 41.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, kids, sex
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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has 41.62 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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has 41.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 41.52 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
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