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Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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has 40.81 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: catholic, dirty, priest, teen
A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?" The clerk says to her, "Just a second." The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: airplane, travel, women
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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has 40.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 40.76 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 40.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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has 40.70 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: baby, sex, ugly
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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has 40.70 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist, sport
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Johnny replied. "Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother. "Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"
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has 40.68 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, little Johnny
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