Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68!
68???
What's that?
You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis.
He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car".
The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening.
He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room.
"OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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