Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis.
He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car".
The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening.
He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room.
"OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture.
"What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed.
"What painter?"
"The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'."
"Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!"
"That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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