Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?" The clerk says to her, "Just a second." The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Johnny replied. "Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother. "Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"