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He was so mean he used to give his children £1 each instead of an evening meal, then charged them £2 for breakfast.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money
What does a blonde use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
They say about money that you can’t take it with you. I can’t even afford to go.
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Two elderly gin-soaked colonels are sitting at the bar of their club. ‘Lend me a tenner for a month, old boy,’ says one. ‘What does a month-old boy want a tenner for?’ asks the other.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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has 40.94 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 40.94 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: easter
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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has 40.90 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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