Best jokes ever

Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
has 40.70 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: baby, sex, ugly
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Johnny replied. "Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother. "Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"
has 40.68 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, little Johnny
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
has 40.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, cop
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, duck, food, political
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: gym, stupid, Yo mama
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty. Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sex and his father had a condom in his hand. The father, surprised by his son entrance, bent over pretending to look for something. "What are you looking for?" Billy asked. "Aw, well..hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied. So, Billy spontaneously: "Why..? To “jump” it..?"
has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
has 40.65 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
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