He was so mean he used to give his children £1 each instead of an evening meal, then charged them £2 for breakfast.
What does a blonde use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
They say about money that you can’t take it with you.
I can’t even afford to go.
Two elderly gin-soaked colonels are sitting at the bar of their club.
‘Lend me a tenner for a month, old boy,’ says one.
‘What does a month-old boy want a tenner for?’ asks the other.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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A son and the dad are walking around on the streets.
The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind."
The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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