A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert, they got captured by the Germans.
The Germans say, I will give you one thing before you die.
The Englishman man say water, the Scotch man say whiskey, the Irish man says a car door.
The Germans say, why do you want a car door.
The Irish man says, because when it gets hot, it can wind down the window.
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
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Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?"
The first one replies, "I don't know."
The second one replies, "I don't know either."
The third replies, "Yes."
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked.
I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
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