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One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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has 40.61 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: sex
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 40.61 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 40.55 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, racist
A Kentuckian entered the US Army and was in his first week of basic training. He lived in the back hills and was not used to the modern amenities. On the first day, he was issued a comb. On the second day they sent him to the barber to cut off his hair. On the third day he was issued a toothbrush and toothpaste. On the fourth day he was sent to the dentist and they pulled ten of his teeth. On the fifth day he was issued an athletic supporter. On the sixth day he went AWOL.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: doctor, military
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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