Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
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Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?"
The first one replies, "I don't know."
The second one replies, "I don't know either."
The third replies, "Yes."
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked.
I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
