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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 40.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, fart, women
What did the music teacher need a ladder for? To reach the top notes.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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has 40.42 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
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