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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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has 41.05 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 41.04 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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has 41.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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has 40.99 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black people
What’s six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild? A fifty-dollar bill.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money
What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport? Pool.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: sport
What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.
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