Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.
Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
What did the music teacher need a ladder for?
To reach the top notes.
Q: What have condoms and tires in common?
A: Good year.
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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