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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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