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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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has 40.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? Answer: A widow.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, women
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 40.44 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 40.43 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, racist
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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has 40.40 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: money
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