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"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course”, comes the reply. The first man then asks: “Where are you from?” “I’m from Scotland”, replies the second man. The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Scotland too! Let’s have another round to Scotland.” “Of Course”, replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Scotland are you from?” “Aberdeen”, comes the reply. “I can’t believe it”, says the first man. “I’m from Aberdeen too! Let’s have another drink to Aberdeen.” “Of course”, replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?” “Saint Andrews”, replies the second man. “I graduated in ’62.” “This is unbelievable!”, the first man says. “I went to Saint Andrews and graduated in ’62, too!” About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. “What’s been going on?”, he asks the bartender “Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The MacClyde twins are drunk again.”, because there ain’t no way I can pass that test.”anisms.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, drunk, school
How many cop jokes are there? Just two, all the rest are true!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cop
Q: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those officers? A: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room...
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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has 42.60 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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has 42.56 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 42.50 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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