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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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has 41.13 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fart
The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
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has 41.13 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: bartender, beer, math
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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has 41.05 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 41.04 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
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