The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?"
The first one replies, "I don't know."
The second one replies, "I don't know either."
The third replies, "Yes."
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked.
I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
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Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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What’s six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild?
A fifty-dollar bill.
What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport?
Pool.
