Q: Where do you find elves?
A: Depends where you left them!
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?"
After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor".
The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair".
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news".
The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
Potpourri.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert, they got captured by the Germans.
The Germans say, I will give you one thing before you die.
The Englishman man say water, the Scotch man say whiskey, the Irish man says a car door.
The Germans say, why do you want a car door.
The Irish man says, because when it gets hot, it can wind down the window.