Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Q: Where do you find elves?
A: Depends where you left them!
Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?"
After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor".
The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair".
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news".
The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
Potpourri.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.