The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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Q: Where do you find elves?
A: Depends where you left them!
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?"
After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor".
The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair".
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news".
The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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