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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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has 40.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, cop
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, duck, food, political
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: beer, women
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: gym, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: cat, disgusting
Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty. Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sex and his father had a condom in his hand. The father, surprised by his son entrance, bent over pretending to look for something. "What are you looking for?" Billy asked. "Aw, well..hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied. So, Billy spontaneously: "Why..? To “jump” it..?"
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 40.66 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, racist
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