Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert, they got captured by the Germans.
The Germans say, I will give you one thing before you die.
The Englishman man say water, the Scotch man say whiskey, the Irish man says a car door.
The Germans say, why do you want a car door.
The Irish man says, because when it gets hot, it can wind down the window.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
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Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.