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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: sex
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, redneck, Yo mama
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
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