Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Weiner,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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Q: Where do you find elves?
A: Depends where you left them!