Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.