When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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