I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’ Garry Shandling
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.