What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
(A bear-faced lyre!)
A brunnette and a red haid were riding in the front of a pickup truck the blonde was in the back.
The truck crashed into the lake and the redhead and the brunnette made it to shore quickly but it took the blonde ten min.
They asked when she got there, "What took so long"?
The blonde replied, " I had to get the tailgate open".
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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