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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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has 32.93 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: racist
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 32.89 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’ Garry Shandling
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has 32.87 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 32.87 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 32.84 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
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