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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, Chuck Norris, doctor
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: graduation, knock-knock
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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has 33.24 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
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has 33.22 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, food
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 33.21 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
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