Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Contrary to popular belief, Harry’s mother and father were married. Not to each other. But they were married.
I had two women in my bed the other day. I got home from work and discovered my wife is having a lesbian affair.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!