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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
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has 32.95 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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has 32.93 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: racist
One morning Lil Johnny walks into the classroom with no shirt on. Teacher looks at him and asks where he has been.Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. The next day Johnny walks in with no pants on. Teacher looks at him and asks where have you been. Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. The next day Johnny comes in completly naked. The teacher gasps and asks Johnny again where hes been. Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. Johnny looks over his shoulder and sighs her she comes now.
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has 32.89 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: athlete, poems
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 32.82 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
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