Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
Since I got married I haven’t looked at another woman. My wife put me off them.