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Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
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Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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Contrary to popular belief, Harry’s mother and father were married. Not to each other. But they were married.
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I had two women in my bed the other day. I got home from work and discovered my wife is having a lesbian affair.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
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