Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
Both are food from aloft!
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?
A: Booger King!!!