Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty? Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’ Garry Shandling