Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty?
Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?”
And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’
Garry Shandling