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How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
They are a fastidious couple. She’s fast and he’s hideous.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much? A: A beer-a-cuda!
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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has 33.35 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: business, kids
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A knight walked into a blacksmith's shop. The blacksmith said: "You've got mail."
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: military
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: heaven, men
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