How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
They are a fastidious couple. She’s fast and he’s hideous.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much? A: A beer-a-cuda!
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
A knight walked into a blacksmith's shop. The blacksmith said: "You've got mail."
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.