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I went to the groceries because I wanted to buy one bottle of milk. I have found out that I´ve got only 0,50 cent and the mild has cost 1 euro. I have told the saleswoman that I have only 0,50 cent and I want to buy one bottle of milk. She has solved the situation very practically. She has taken the mop, went to the storage, cleaned the floor with spilled milk on it, she has pressed out the mop to the carry bag and gave it to me. At home I have added this milk to the coffee, I have felt something like stones or something like that under my teeth, but the coffee was really tasty. After that came my friends and the party has continued as usual.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, friendship, money, party
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, weather
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 33.09 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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has 33.09 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death, music
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: sex
I would make a Sodium joke But Na
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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