How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
They are a fastidious couple.
She’s fast and he’s hideous.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A: A beer-a-cuda!
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?
A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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A knight walked into a blacksmith's shop.
The blacksmith said: "You've got mail."
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.