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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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has 33.15 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 33.13 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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has 33.09 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death, music
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
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has 33.04 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty? Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’ Garry Shandling
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has 32.87 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
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