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Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, weather
What's the definition of a poofter? A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
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has 33.17 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: gay
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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has 33.09 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death, music
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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has 33.09 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, kids, masturbation
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
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has 33.04 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 32.98 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
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