Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.