Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.