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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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