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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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has 33.24 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
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has 33.22 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 33.22 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, food
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’ Garry Shandling
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has 33.13 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: sex
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 33.12 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
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