Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
I've some bread dough in my pants.
Wanna see if it rises?
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common?
A: They just didn't listen
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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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