Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty?
Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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A knight walked into a blacksmith's shop.
The blacksmith said: "You've got mail."
A mother picked her son up from school and began to ask him about his day.
“How do you like your new teacher,” she asked.
“I don’t.
She told me to sit in the front of the class for the present.
But then she didn’t end up by giving me one!”
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?”
And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’
Garry Shandling
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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