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Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 32.67 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 32.65 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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