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What games do ants play with elephants? Squash!
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Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
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A female alcoholic walks into a bar that has a sign marked: "For Men Only." "I'm sorry, ma'am," says the bartender. "We only serve men in this place." "That's OK, "she says, "I'll take one of them."
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Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
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''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
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A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says ''I'll serve you, but don't start anything''
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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
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What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
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