Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.