Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick.
He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed:
Have you been doing anything unusual?
And he said: No.
So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks.
So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked:
Have you been doing anything at all unusual?
And the guy said:
Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra.
Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"