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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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has 32.76 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
One morning Lil Johnny walks into the classroom with no shirt on. Teacher looks at him and asks where he has been.Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. The next day Johnny walks in with no pants on. Teacher looks at him and asks where have you been. Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. The next day Johnny comes in completly naked. The teacher gasps and asks Johnny again where hes been. Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. Johnny looks over his shoulder and sighs her she comes now.
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has 32.75 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 32.75 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 32.65 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, food
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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