Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick.
He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed:
Have you been doing anything unusual?
And he said: No.
So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks.
So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked:
Have you been doing anything at all unusual?
And the guy said:
Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra.
Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.