What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
One morning Lil Johnny walks into the classroom with no shirt on. Teacher looks at him and asks where he has been.Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. The next day Johnny walks in with no pants on. Teacher looks at him and asks where have you been. Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. The next day Johnny comes in completly naked. The teacher gasps and asks Johnny again where hes been. Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill. Johnny looks over his shoulder and sighs her she comes now.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.