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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: elephant, memory, political, republican
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
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has 30.71 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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has 30.71 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
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has 30.64 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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has 30.62 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 30.58 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 30.58 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
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