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Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
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has 31.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
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has 31.72 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 31.72 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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has 31.72 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 31.72 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
Daughter: Mom,does God go to bathroom? Mom: Why? my child.. Daughter: Today in the morning I heard papa said, "Please God let me go to the bathroom..."
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: god, life
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
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