Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig.
That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Boy: you left this at my house last night
Girl: that aint mine
Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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