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Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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has 30.58 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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has 30.56 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: racist
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom? He wanted to keep the swelling down.
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has 30.54 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? A: A great place to start.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: What did the police do when 241 hares got loose? A: They combed the area!
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cop
What soldiers smell of salt and pepper? Seasoned troops!
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: military
Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? They need a map.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: military
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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