Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk 
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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom?
He wanted to keep the swelling down.
Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?
A: A great place to start.
Q: What did the police do when 241 hares got loose?
A: They combed the area!
What soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troops!
Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
They need a map.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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