Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
A: About three pounds, including the urn.
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on
Tom to Dick: ‘My mother made me a homosexual.’
Dick: ‘If I bought her enough wool would she make me one as well?’
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.