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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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has 31.03 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, lawyer, nurse, priest
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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has 30.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 30.82 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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has 30.82 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 30.81 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids, math, technology
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, god, money
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