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He drank so much beer that when he ate a peanut you could hear the splash.
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What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking. "You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have." The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?" The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
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Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet A: A Budweiser in each hand!
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
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What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
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A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
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