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Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
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Patient to doctor: "On the top of your prescription these words are printed: We treat; God Cures. If so, would I give the fee to you or shall I send it to God?" Doctor: "Pay me. I will send it."
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A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train." The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."
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Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
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Q: Why did the one handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop.
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Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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Music teacher tells Peter: "I warn you, if you will not behave, as appropriate, I tell your parents that you have a talent for music."
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