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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 79.29 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
After working together for a while, Frank and Jane's office romance blossomed and they really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Frank finds Jane very tight and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Frank says to her, "If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time!" To which Jane replies, "If I'd known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"
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has 79.28 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Sandy and John were an extremely liberal, though not especially bright, white couple. Wanting to begin a family, they decided they wanted to have a black baby, and set to work. Nine months later, the fruits of their labor was born: a lovely white girl. Pleased but disappointed, John decided to ask a black man at work why they hadn't parented a black baby. Realizing that John was somewhat sluggish, the fellow took him aside and asked, "Is your d*ck at least a foot long?" John had to admit that it was not. "And is it at least four inches wide?" Once more John replied in the negative. "Well, man, there's your problem!" the guy slapped him on the back. "You let in too much light!"
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has 79.28 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: marriage, mean, wife
Drink water, let's surprise the liver!
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drunk, health
What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders? A scrotum pole!
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
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has 79.26 % from 820 votes. More jokes about: accountant, nerd, sex
An Australian guy walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm. He asks the bartender if he will give him free drinks if he shows he can put his penis inside the crocs mouth for 15 seconds without it getting bit off. The bartender agrees. The guy opens the crocs mouth and puts his penis inside it; the croc gently closes his mouth and after 15 seconds the Australian hits him over the head with a bottle, causing the croc to open his mouth and let the guy withdraw his penis. The bartender starts serving the free drinks to the Austr alian and then tells everyone in the bar "If anyone else can do that then I will give them free drinks also". There is a pause and then a blonde woman calls out "ok, I will do it but please don't hit me so hard over my head with the bottle".
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has 79.25 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, blonde, dirty, geography
A kid was crying standing outside his house. A passer by asked: "Why are you crying?" Kid: "My parents are fighting inside the house." Passer by: "Who is your father?" Kid: "That is what the fight is about."
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has 79.25 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: family, kids
A man comes home and tells his wife to tell him something that is going to laugh and cry. Wife thinks for a minute and says... "of all your friends you have the biggest dick."
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has 79.25 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, marriage, mean, sex
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