Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Big inspection on a build site/yard. The boss tells the workers : what ever happens just act as usual. The inspection committee were inspecting when a wall just colapses. -(Worker looking at his watch) : 10:15, just on time
What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.
Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.