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KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, money, wedding
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
Q: Famous last words of a bomb disposal expert? A: "Yes, the red wire."
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, work
I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire, and wants some dirty fun so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table." So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better?" "Much better!" she replies with a smile. "Okay, then," he says, "now will you please pass the pussy."
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has 79.27 % from 584 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, sex
Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex: - You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. - If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. - The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. - You don't have to keep in touch with the person who gives you some. - 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. - If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. - It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning with pleasure. - You can do the whole neighborhood.
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has 79.26 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"
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has 79.25 % from 1079 votes. More jokes about: sex
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 79.25 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
A guy goes out one day, hunting for bear. After a few hours in the forest, he finally sees a giant grizzly. He gets the bear in the rifle's sight and is about to pull the trigger when he feels a tap on his shoulder. It's another bear. 'Buddy,' the bear says, 'that's my best friend down there. I can rip your head off right now, or you can suck my dick. What's it gonna be?' Fearing for his life, the hunter says 'I'll suck your dick, Mr. Bear.' The next day, hungry for revenge, the hunter returns to the woods and sees the same bear. But as soon as he lines up the bear in his sights, he feels a tap on his shoulder. 'Buddy,' says the bear. 'Today, I can rip your head off or you can fuck me in the ass.' Again fearing for his life, the hunter replies, 'I'll fuck you in the ass Mr.Bear.' The next day, furious at what has happened to him, the hunter returns to the forest in order to kill same bear. Once again, he gets the bear in his rifle sights when he feels a tap on his shoulder. The bear shakes his head at the hunter and says, 'You don't come here for the hunting do you?'
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has 79.24 % from 681 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, sex
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