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A kid from Mississippi is on Harvard campus for the first time, he stops a student and asks, "Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?" The Harvard student replies "At Harvard, you don’t end a sentence with a preposition." The kid said, "Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?"
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has 79.06 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What are the three words you never wanna hear whilst having sex? A: "Honey I'm home."
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has 79.06 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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has 79.05 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: jewish
I once meet a honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country. Then I woke up.
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has 79.05 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, political
Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana
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has 79.05 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: money, weed
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk and gives the cashier money-cards from Monopoly game. The cashier: - Are you stupid? This isn't real money! Peter: - You're stupid. The car is not real either.
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has 79.05 % from 1493 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, money, stupid
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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has 79.05 % from 470 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday, sport, travel
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
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has 79.04 % from 1133 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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has 79.04 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When I was young, my slippers were red, I could pick up my heels right over my head. When I grew older, my slippers were blue, but still I could dance the whole night through.
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has 79.03 % from 449 votes. More jokes about: music, old people
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