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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? A: Invite an accountant.
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Four Laws of Accounting: 1. Trial balances don't. 2. Bank reconciliations never do. 3. Working capital does not. 4. Return on investments never will.
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Q: What's an actuary? A: An accountant without the sense of humor.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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