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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal.
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round.
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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
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