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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
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has 78.81 % from 1086 votes. More jokes about: baby, racist
A guy joined a nudist camp and when he told his mom she didn't believe him. So he sent her a picture of his top half. A week later his grandma wanted a picture but he accidently sent the bottom half. Knowing she had bad eyesight, he didn't think much of it. A week later his grandma wrote a letter saying, that she didn't like his haircut, because it made his nose look too big.
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has 78.81 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Doctor: "You look exhausted." Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."
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has 78.81 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, nurse, phone
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill." Then another boy walks in with no shirt and no socks and the teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill." Then a girl walks in and the teacher asks, "Where have you been? Oh, let me guess on top of blueberry hill." and the girl says, "No, I am blueberry hill."
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has 78.80 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, teacher
A mom calls out to her son "Harry! Wake up! You'll be late for school." The son replies, "Mom I don't want to go to school! The teachers and students hate me! Give me one reason I should go!" The mom says back, "You should go because you're the principal!"
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has 78.79 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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has 78.79 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: jewish
Q: Why do brides smile while they walk down the wedding aisle? A: They realize they've given their last blow jobs.
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has 78.78 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window. If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.
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has 78.77 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's an actuary? A: An accountant without the sense of humor.
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: accountant
If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year.
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has 78.77 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: death, life
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