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A woman walks into a chemist’s and asks if they sell extra-large condoms. ‘Yes, we do,’ says the sales assistant. ‘Would you like to buy some?’ ‘No thanks,’ replies the woman. ‘But if you don’t mind, I’ll wait here for someone who does.’
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has 78.81 % from 677 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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has 78.81 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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has 78.81 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Like changing coins - I always desired to change my 60 old years wife to three 20 years girls!
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has 78.81 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: age, life, marriage, money, wife
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot swung the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the air. The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer," he responded, "and photographers take photographs." The pilot was silent for a moment; finally, he stammered, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
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has 78.81 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: airplane, stupid, travel, work
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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has 78.81 % from 1451 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake.
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has 78.81 % from 1313 votes. More jokes about: food, marriage, sex, wedding
A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working. He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his cock. The woman screams "excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP". I know replied the man "I want two hands and a face put on this".
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has 78.81 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, sex, women
There once was a fellow from Kent Who had such a long instrument. To stay out of trouble He folded it double. And instead of coming he went.
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has 78.80 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
A farmer gets a phone call from his son. "I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive." "Shoot it," says the farmer, "and then bury it." About 20mins later he gets another call..." "Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"
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has 78.80 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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