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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Women prefer the simple things in life… like men.
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: life, men, women
A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas. The vet says: "I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down." The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: "Because he's far too heavy."
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men
Two elderly ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the country club. "We're supposed to wear something that matches our husband's hair, so I'm wearing black," said Mrs. Smith. "Oh my," said Mrs. Jones, "I'd better not go."
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A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, "Sorry ma'am, I forgot what room I'm in, can you help me?" The receptionist replies, "No problem, sir. This is the lobby."
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: holiday
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? A: Who knows it's never been done.
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A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."' "But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
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has 78.52 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: geography, military, priest, sex, war
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 78.50 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
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has 78.50 % from 1367 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, racist
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