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Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, family, work
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: life
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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has 78.06 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: “What’s threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?” The woman replies: “It’s Frank, the midget.”
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has 78.06 % from 463 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women, work
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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has 78.05 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.” She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?” The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!” So the woman asked, “Is this a record?” To which the man replied, “No, its average!”
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has 78.05 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: dirty, music, women
Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees.
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has 78.04 % from 740 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 78.03 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 78.03 % from 1142 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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has 78.03 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: life
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