Joke #6906

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. I’ve beaten him three games out of five."
Vote:
has 76.74 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When does a female deer need money? When she doesnt have a buck.
Vote:
has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Vote:
has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
There was this atheist and he was in the woods. And suddenly he heard some leaves cracking. He looked behind and there was a huge bear behind him. He started running and running and soon the bear was right on top of him and his paw was on top of him like he was going to swat him but suddenly he saw this big light appear and said; “For all these years you have despised me and now you call for my help.” The atheist said, “I’m sorry God. If you can’t help me, can’t you at least turn the bear into a Christian? Then the light disappeared. Then the bear knelt down and said, “Bless me Lord for this meal I’m about to receive!”
Vote:
has 72.77 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: animal, atheist, christian, god
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
Vote:
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy back wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit.
Vote:
has 83.29 % from 455 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
Vote:
has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
Vote:
has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made. The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies: "Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins".
Vote:
has 80.31 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, death, food, travel
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? (A drizzly bear!)
Vote:
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal