A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. Frog is grateful, thanks the man, and tells him that he will grant him a wish. Man says: please make my dog win the next dog race. Frog asks to look at the dog which jumps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog has only got three legs and tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfill his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish. The man says: "Well, then please help that my wife will win the next beauty contest in the area." Frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car. Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog. The frog turns to the man and says: "Could I please have another look at the dog?"
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. "Sir, please calm down," the manager replied. "It's dead. It can't bother you now." "The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said. "It's his pallbearers."
Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover? A: His ass!
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.