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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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How is a man like a snowstorm? You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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