Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
How is a man like a snowstorm? You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris froze hell.