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A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?" God replies: "So you can love them, my child." "Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?" "So that they can love you back, my child...!"
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has 77.34 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: beauty, god, love, men, stupid
Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar? A: A calendar has dates.
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has 77.33 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: dating, single, time
16 and Pregnant. 15 and Fucking. 14 and Sucking. 13 and Licking. 12 and Fingering. 11 and Touching. 9 and Kissing. 8 and Wondering. Welcome To Our Fucked Up Generation...
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has 77.33 % from 1773 votes. More jokes about: age, sex
"Mr. Ben, I am asking for your daughter's hand." "Why? I don't get it, don't you have a hand?" "I do sir, but I'm sick and tired with my own hand sir!"
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has 77.33 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation
Man: "How old is your father?" Boy: "As old as me." Man: "How can that be?" Boy: "He became a father only when I was born."
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has 77.33 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids
One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when he noticed, down an embankment, a man tied naked, face down to a large fallen tree. The hiker ran down to the man, and while removing his backpack asked, "What happened to you?" The tied up man began to tell him, "I picked up a hitchhiker and a few miles down the road he held me up. He told me to pull over and took my car, my money, and all of my clothes. Then he tied me up to this tree." The hiker unzipped his fly and said, "Boy, this just isn't your day, is it?"
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has 77.33 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
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has 77.32 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book. He then asked the Pope for his name and looked it up in his book also. "Now, if you will come with me, I will show you your eternal dwellings," said St. Peter. They walked along the clouds and came to a huge mansion with all sorts of lavish trappings. St. Peter turned to the lawyer and told him this was to be his house. The Pope, knowing how important he was to the church could hardly imagine what his house would be like. St. Peter and the Pope continued on to a small, beat-up wooden shack. St. Peter told the Pope that this would be his dwelling. The Pope, shocked, said to St. Peter, "Just a minute!" That other guy was a lawyer and he gets a mansion. I was the head of the Roman Catholic church, and this is all the reward I get?" St. Peter looked at the Pope and said "True, you have done great things. But we have lots of Popes in Heaven, and that guy was the first lawyer ever to make it up here."
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has 77.32 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, lawyer, life, mean
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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has 77.32 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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