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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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