Best jokes ever

There are 2 types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
Vote:
has 77.11 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: IT
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Vote:
has 77.11 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? A: The execution.
Vote:
has 77.10 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 77.08 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?", the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
Vote:
has 77.08 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Vote:
has 77.08 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, redneck, sex
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Vote:
has 77.06 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Vote:
has 77.06 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
Vote:
has 77.05 % from 400 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Vote:
has 77.05 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
<<<195196197198
More jokes →
Page 195 of 1428.