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What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders? A scrotum pole!
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: men
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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has 76.89 % from 369 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, Yo mama
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
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has 76.89 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, husband
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you handsome, don't take it as a compliment!
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: coding, IT, programmer
If you see me smiling, I'm probably thinking of doing something evil. If I'm laughing, I've already done it.
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: life, mean
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice.” The priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?” “Never Father, I’m Jewish.” “So then, why are you telling me?” “I’m telling everybody!”
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has 76.88 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, jewish, old people, priest
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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has 76.87 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, church, life, time, wife
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