There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.