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I used to think maths was useless, but then one day I realised that decimals had a point.
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has 76.88 % from 490 votes. More jokes about: math
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 76.87 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
What did O say to Q Dude your dicks hanging out
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has 76.86 % from 1034 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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has 76.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? A: Liar.
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has 76.86 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, teen
Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? A: The execution.
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has 76.85 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 76.85 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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has 76.85 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: insulting, single, technology, ugly
Dont you hate it when you open a bag of chips and its half full?! Yeah, that's how us guys feel about push-up bras!
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has 76.84 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: dirty
"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
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has 76.84 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: dad, geography, school, teacher
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