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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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has 76.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes? A: The execution.
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has 76.85 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: black humor, terrorist
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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has 76.85 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, poems, ugly
Dont you hate it when you open a bag of chips and its half full?! Yeah, that's how us guys feel about push-up bras!
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has 76.84 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did O say to Q Dude your dicks hanging out
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has 76.84 % from 1033 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off. The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says,"Let's go over the bridge."
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has 76.84 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, phone, stupid
"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
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has 76.84 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: dad, geography, school, teacher
I used to think maths was useless, but then one day I realised that decimals had a point.
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has 76.83 % from 489 votes. More jokes about: math
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters...
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has 76.82 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: baby, life, management, work
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life
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