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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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An airman in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a marine joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs, and I'm a marine. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a marine. The fella next to him is 6'5" tall, weighs 250, and he's also a marine. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?" The Airman says, "Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times."
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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