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Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick? A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
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has 75.75 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 75.72 % from 620 votes. More jokes about: fish, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A man is out shopping when he discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. He buys a pack and shows his wife. ‘They’re in three colours,’ he tells her, ‘Gold, silver and bronze.’ ‘So what colour are you going to wear tonight?’ she asks. ‘Gold of course,’ replies the man. ‘Why don’t you wear silver?’ replies his wife. ‘It would be nice if you came second for a change!’
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has 75.72 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: sex
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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has 75.71 % from 1662 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I'm still employed. I just can't remember where.
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has 75.70 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: geography, memory, work
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 75.69 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female. "The female has two breasts and one vagina. The male has one penis." A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong. "My daddy has two penises. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"
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has 75.69 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, student, teacher
New generic drug replacement for Viagra – it's called Mycoxaflopin.
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has 75.68 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: drug, medical, viagra
"Mommy," Little Johnny asked, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?" "No, dear," she replied. "Sometimes they start with 'Darling, I'll be working late at the office tonight...'"
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has 75.68 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, office, work
The famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, ‘Doctor, why do men always want to marry a virgin?’ To which the doctor responded, ‘To avoid criticism.’
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has 75.68 % from 399 votes. More jokes about: sex
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