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Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer "Is that bull safe?" "Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
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