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CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash. "Who am I? What am I?" said the rabbit confused. "Well, you're one such... with a short tail, long ears..." "I guess!" shouted the rabbit, "I'm a rabbit!" "And what am I?" asked the skunk. "Ah! Yes. You're one such hairy, smelly, with a strip in the middle..." "Wow!", yelled the skunk, "Probably I'm an ass!"
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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