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A little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should go check on him, thats really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "he will get over it," and continued to chuckle about the whole situation. After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to the little boy. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish - Thump- Thump. The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees his son balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just really going to town on it. The father screams "What the hell are you doing?" The boy replies, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?"
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has 75.91 % from 385 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, sex
Q: How did the pirate get through School? A: By sailing on high C's.
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has 75.90 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: pirate, school
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
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has 75.90 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, war
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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has 75.90 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid, travel
Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while. Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, "Hurry, hurry! It's going to rain and we left the top down!"
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has 75.89 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two friends: Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come? Of course! How many people are coming? Three, if you bring your girlfriend.
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has 75.88 % from 580 votes. More jokes about: sex
After Graduating from High School, David moves away from home to study at University. One of his letters home reads: Dear Father, University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back. Dear David, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad
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has 75.88 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: dad, graduation, money, school, student
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 75.86 % from 531 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Q: Why is life like a penis? A: Women make it hard!
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has 75.85 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, women
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
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has 75.85 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, health
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