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One day a girl was with her mom in the park and saw two teens having sex on the bench. The little girl asked her mom, "Mommy, what are they doing?" The mom was blushing and replied, "Oh their making cakes." The next day the girl and the mom went to the zoo and saw two monkey having sex. The little girl asked again, "Mommy, what are they doing?" Again the mother replied, "Oh their making cakes." The next day, the little girl confronted her mom, "Mommy, I know you and daddy we’re making cakes last night." The mom was frightened and asked, "How did you know?" The little girl replied, "I licked the icing off the couch! It was good too!"
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has 75.80 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: sex
Twin brother were in a same class. Teacher ask them to write their father’s name. They wrote different name. Teacher was shocked and ask them why did they wrote the different names. They reply, ” Now you wont say that we cheated”.
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has 75.79 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never had been with a woman all of his life. After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t found anyone with this description and forced to give an ad to the paper. A month later, she met with an Australian man who had never been with a woman before in his life and she married him immediately. On the first night of their wedding and before they lay down, she went for a quick fresh up and then went back to the bedroom, happy. When she entered the room she stood steal... She saw her husband naked to the center of the room and all the furniture on the corner of the room. "But.. What happened?" asked the woman obviously shocked. "Look.. I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch you!"
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has 75.79 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, husband, life, marriage
A elderly retiree wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shoppe and carefully, slowly climbed up onto a counter stool. He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae. “Crushed nuts?” asked the server. “No,” he answered. “Bad knees.”
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has 75.78 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, old people
Q: What's Mexicans favorite video game. A: Borderlands.
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has 75.77 % from 595 votes. More jokes about: game, mexican, racist
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy "Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared." Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
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has 75.77 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: black humor, travel
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, friendship, women
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: old people
Life is like a box of chocolate. It doesn't last long for fat people.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: life
Four blondes drive to a bar in their old pickup truck. Three sit in the cab and one sits in the bed of the truck. The three blondes go into the bar and order a round of shots. Almost an hour later, the fourth blonde finally joins them. "Where have you been?" they ask. Clearly frustrated, she responds, "Well, you all forgot to open the tail gate!"
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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