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Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water? A: Swimmers are farting.
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has 75.46 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport
I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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has 75.45 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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has 75.43 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 75.43 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?" The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?" The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"
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has 75.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, time, travel
What did the Left Nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle he's a d*ck!...
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has 75.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why is life like a penis? A: Women make it hard!
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has 75.43 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, women
A man asks his wife during a 25 marriage anniversary: Darling, have you been unfaithful to me? Yes, honey, three times. When was the first time? Do you remember the situation when you went to a bank, but nobody would give you any credit? And finally the CEO of the bank himself signed the credit allowance to you. Thanks, darling. And when was the second time? Do you remember when you were very ill and nobody would agree to make the surgery for you? And finally the head of the department took care of you? Thank you darling, you saved my life. And with whom have you been unfaithful to me for the third time? Do you remember when you were a candidate to the position of city mayor and you were missing 36 votes?
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has 75.42 % from 737 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man is on a plane. The pilot starts talking on the intercom and then lays it down without knowing its still on. The pilot says to the co-pilot, "I could use two things right now, a cup of coffee and a blowjob." Stuartist runs up the isle to tell the pilot to turn off the intercom. The man stands up and says, "Hey hun, dont forget the coffee."
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has 75.42 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty
During a war warrior shouted against 3 ladies Warrior: I am going to r*pe you all. Younger lady: But please leave our grand mother. Grand mother: Shut up, war is war.
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has 75.40 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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