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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Two blondes wait at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry." The other blonde leans inside and asks, "How about ME?"
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A kid from Mississippi is on Harvard campus for the first time, he stops a student and asks, "Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?" The Harvard student replies "At Harvard, you don’t end a sentence with a preposition." The kid said, "Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?"
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: kids
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Three professors (a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician) are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket. The physicist says, "I know what to do! We must cool down the materials until their temperature is lower than the ignition temperature and then the fire will go out." The chemist says, "No! No! I know what to do! We must cut off the supply of oxygen so that the fire will go out due to lack of one of the reactants." While the physicist and chemist debate what course to take, they both are alarmed to see the statistician running around the room starting other fires. They both scream, "What are you doing?" To which the statistician replies, "Trying to get an adequate sample size."
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has 76.06 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: math, school, science
Teacher: Billy, name two pronouns. Billy: Who, me? Teacher: Very good!
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has 76.05 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: school
The results of in-depth studies have determined that the most often used sexual position for marriedcouples is the "doggie position". The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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has 76.05 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, life, marriage, sex
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
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has 76.04 % from 1129 votes. More jokes about: school
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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has 76.03 % from 1810 votes. More jokes about: black people
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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has 76.03 % from 517 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
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