How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
Burgers and flies.