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How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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