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Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo? Just say, "Fees."
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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I went to an ISIS birthday party once. The musical chairs were a bit slow but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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