Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk. "We better take the skunk to the vet, Lena. Just put the skunk between your legs to keep it warm." "But, Jim, what about the smell?" "Don't worry, Lena. The skunk will get used to it."
"May I buy half a rabbit?" "No, we don't split hares."
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper.
What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.