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Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes? A: "Toes go in first."
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde
The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?" "'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: mean, redneck, vulgar, weather
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, technology, work
Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: time, weed
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head. "Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper." "What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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has 74.78 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, couple, disgusting, old people
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: food, life, technology
Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
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has 74.77 % from 972 votes. More jokes about: lesbian
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.76 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when he noticed, down an embankment, a man tied naked, face down to a large fallen tree. The hiker ran down to the man, and while removing his backpack asked, "What happened to you?" The tied up man began to tell him, "I picked up a hitchhiker and a few miles down the road he held me up. He told me to pull over and took my car, my money, and all of my clothes. Then he tied me up to this tree." The hiker unzipped his fly and said, "Boy, this just isn't your day, is it?"
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has 74.74 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: dirty
When a White guy is... Scared- He gets even whiter. Cold- He turns Blue. Angry-He turns Red. Stoned- Gray duh. Sick- He turns Green. When a Black guy is... Scared- He stays Black. Cold- He stays Black. Angry- He stays Black. Stoned- He stays Black. Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.
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has 74.74 % from 817 votes. More jokes about: life, white people
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