The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Amazing unbelievable facts 1. Isaac Newton was alive before he died 2. It takes 60 seconds to make a minute 3. Albert Einstein was born on his birthday 4. Morgan Freeman is called Morgan Freeman because his first name is Morgan and last name is Freeman
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.