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Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, sex
A man took a trip out West after a harrowing divorce proceeding. He stopped in a bar, and after a few drinks, stated to no one in particular, "Lawyers are horses' asses." One of the locals spoke up on hearing this: "Mister, you'd better watch what you say. You're in horse country."
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: bar, divorce, lawyer, travel, vulgar
What do you call a Labrador that becomes a magician? A Labracadabrador!
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: life
Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "Fifty dollars for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
Two blond girls are discussing: "Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!" "Tell me about it! I got stuck too in the escalators."
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde
An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy. The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. My wife thinks I’m with my mistress. My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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has 74.71 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: life, old people, technology
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