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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear walked out into the clearing not more than fifty feet from them. The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes. Then, as the bear slowly approached them, he furiously attempted to lace them up. The second man, somewhat confused, looked at the first man and said, "Whaddya doing? Running shoes ain’t gonna help! You can't outrun that there bear!" "I don't need to outrun the bear, buddy," said the first man, "I just need to outrun you."
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do. Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.
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