Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.