Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!