Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!