Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?