Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"