Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.