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Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
has 74.42 % from 379 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
has 74.42 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile.
has 74.40 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Juan was a Mexican man riding his bike to go across the American border. He was holding two bags full of sand on his back. As soon as he got to the border, the guard stopped him and asked what was in the bags. Juan replies "sand" The guard told him that they would see about that and took the bags in to inspect them. He looked through to see if there were drugs, or if they were actually sand, but it was 100 percent sand. The guard was confused, but knew he had no proof that Juan was doing anything wrong, so he put the sand in new bags, hefted them onto Juan's back and let him cross. This same thing happened every day for a few months, until one day, 6 months later, Juan didn't come. After a few weeks, the guard had a day off so he went to a local bar. He saw Juan sitting on a table on his own drinking beer, so he went over to him. "Hey man, I know you're snuggling something in, I just want to know, between you and me, I promise I won't get you into trouble, what are you snuggling?" Juan looked at him for a second, drank his beer then said "bicycles".
has 74.40 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: bar, drug, geography, mexican, time
A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down. The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?" "I liked her." "Why did you raped the boy?" "I liked him." "Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?" "I'm afraid I'll like you…"
has 74.40 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, lawyer
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
has 74.39 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars."  "That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."
has 74.39 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: war, wife, women
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
has 74.39 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
has 74.37 % from 3157 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
Wishing to prove to his wife that he loved her for more than sex, the young man bought her a lovely bouquet of roses. Despite his good intentions, however, the devoted husband received a suspicious look when he handed her the flowers. "I suppose," she said, "that now you expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs spread." "Why?" said the young man. "Don't we have a vase?"
has 74.36 % from 520 votes. More jokes about: love, sex, wife
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