Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom." "Why, what's his new job?" "He's an embalmer."
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.