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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom." "Why, what's his new job?" "He's an embalmer."
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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