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Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
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has 73.97 % from 512 votes. More jokes about: food, sex, work
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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has 73.94 % from 1077 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond. On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen! "Dear frog" the priest asked, "what is the matter? Why re you so sad?" "Well," said the frog, "I was not always a frog." "Tell me more" said the priest. "One day, I was waslking through these woods when I came upon a wicked witch. 'Stand aside witch' I said to her. But alas, she called me a nasty cheeky boy and turned me into a frog." "But that's terrible! Isn't there anything that can be done to reverse the spell?" asked the priest. "Well" said the frog, "if a kind person were to take me home for the night, feed me and put me to sleep on their pillow, I am sure I would wake up human again." "Well, this is your lucky day!" said the priest. So he took the frog home, fed him and put him to sleep on his pillow. And lo and behold, when he woke up the next morning, there was a 10 year old choir boy in his bead! "And that Your Honour, is the case for the Defence!"
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, lawyer, priest
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex
Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, kitty
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Little dirty Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.
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has 73.94 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: men
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68? At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: age, women
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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has 73.93 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 73.93 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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