Best jokes ever

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
has 74.04 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn't a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his Grandma, "Granny, what happened to the loo brush I gave you?" "Darling, I really didn't like it. After all those years, I've gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just far to scratchy."
has 74.02 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: birthday, family, little Johnny
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
has 74.00 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
has 74.00 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
has 73.99 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
has 73.98 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
has 73.97 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
has 73.97 % from 508 votes. More jokes about: food, sex, work
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
has 73.96 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex
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