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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn't a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his Grandma, "Granny, what happened to the loo brush I gave you?" "Darling, I really didn't like it. After all those years, I've gotten used to the toilet paper, and this new thing was just far to scratchy."
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 73.99 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 73.97 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex
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