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Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one. Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time."
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: sport
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has 74.04 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, phone
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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has 74.03 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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has 74.00 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 73.99 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
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has 73.98 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 73.97 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
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has 73.97 % from 508 votes. More jokes about: food, sex, work
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Little dirty Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.
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has 73.96 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy is relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "HANG ON TIGHT DADDY! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
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has 73.96 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
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