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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men, time
While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband's blue eyes stand out. "Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, customer service, death, work
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, life
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 73.93 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 73.92 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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has 73.91 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, death, doctor
Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a d*ldo up her. "What are you doing," he shouts. "Well you won't let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute," she explains. The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad with a d*ldo up his arse drinking a can of beer, "What are you doing," she shouts. He replays, "Having a beer with your boyfriend."
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has 73.91 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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has 73.91 % from 396 votes. More jokes about: asian, phone, technology
French Army rifles for sale – never fired and only dropped once!
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has 73.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, military, war
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