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I don't know whats happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. Its a nightmare... you just don't know whether to carry sweets or money!
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has 73.78 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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has 73.77 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation, sex
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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has 73.76 % from 814 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?
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has 73.75 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: bar, lawyer, sex
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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has 73.75 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sex with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: bartender, beauty, communication, sex, women
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man. This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, single, women
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't had one. Never." "Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?" "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life, stupid
What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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has 73.75 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal
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